Too Cool for Internet Explorer

Bugfix Release v1.1 is available! For more info’s take a look at the end of this article.

YAST (Yet Another Standard Theme) is a good looking kubrik compliant theme for Wordpress.

You are looking at it RIGHT NOW!

It is not only good looking, the additional features are really nice:

  • Customizable head area
  • Customizable background colors
  • Ability to switch the menu right or left handed
  • The images are only 14.1 KB in size, including the head image!
  • Out of the box localized with the following languages:
    • bg_BG
    • ca
    • da_DK
    • de_DE
    • es_ES
    • fa_IR
    • fr_FR
    • hu_HU
    • id_ID
    • it_IT
    • ja
    • ko_KR
    • lv
    • ms_MY
    • pt_BR
    • pt_PT
    • ru_RU
    • sr_RS
    • sv_SE
    • ta_IN
    • zh_CN

But i won’t conceal that there’s a handicap: It WILL look ugly in MS-IE 6.0 and under. That’s because MS-IE 6.0 is giving a shit about W3C compliant programming. With MS-IE 7.0 and above everything looks good.

 

Do you want to know what this theme looks like in other colors?

Ok, try this: Red, Green, Blue, Yellow, Cyan, Magenta (this doesn’t work correctly in IE, please use Firefox or Opera instead)
You can set any color you whish, just follow the steps beneath.

 

How do i customize it?
Its easy:

  • For the head area, simply replace the file /yast/img/logo.jpg with a jpg of your choice, it should be 810 by 134 pixels in size, if it’s smaller it will be tiled, if it’s bigger some areas aren’t shown and a waste of traffic.
  • For the background colors (you see them in blue here) edit this file at the end (there will be more instructions there): /yast/style.css
  • To switch the menu to the left side, edit this file at the end (there will be more instructions there): /yast/style.css
  • to change the background tile, simply replace the file /yast/img/bg.png with a png of your choice.
  • If you want this theme in your native language, you have to be sure to set the “define (‘WPLANG’, ”);” directive in your wp-config.php correctly (e.g. “define (‘WPLANG’, ‘de_DE’);” for german).

 

How do i install it?

  1. Download the .zip and copy it to your /wp-content/themes/ directory
  2. Unzip it
  3. Go to your WordPress admin area and to the “Design” area
  4. Click on the link pronouncing “YAST (Yet Another Standard Theme)”, afterwards klick the link on the upper right corner of the popup.

That’s it! Have fun!

 

Download: YAST Theme For WordPress v1.1

The CSS, XHTML and design is released under GPL license.

 


The Update from v1.0 to v1.1 is a bugfix release only.
Release notes:

- Fixed a bug causing the document not to be valid XHTML 1.0 Transitional.
- Fixed a bug causing the layout to crash if the “search widget” is used instead of the standard menu.

The updated files are: style.css, index.php, search.php, single.php, functions.php and searchform.php.
Updaters have to replace this files only.

TimeWasters CS:S Configurator   September 27th, 2008

TimeWaster’s CS:S Configurator is a online Counter Strike:Source config generator.

It’s main goal is not to provide you with buy scripts or stuff like this, it’s goal is to give you the ability to crunch your WHOLE CS:S config including the following settings:

  • Nickname
  • Mouse sensitivity
  • Sound Volume
  • Crosshair color and size
  • Auto weapon switch
  • Common bindings
  • Your personal Counter Strike MENU
  • And many more

in one ZIP file.

This means if you have a freshly installed CS:S and you want to apply your settings, you only have to unzip ONE FILE, set your screen resolution, and all your config work is done!!! no need to define a spraylogo, no need to add “-console” to your start options… all is done by unzipping that one file.

So don’t hesitate and create your config now!

Bookmarks Plugin for Roundcube   September 27th, 2008

This is a simple Bookmarks “Plugin” for Roundcube. With it, you can administrate all your bookmarks (or favorites) within the web-mailer surface.

It is nether beautiful nor has it a browser bookmarks import capability, but it works. The installation is rather simple, but the included files are only valid for the current RoundCube version 0.2-beta. you should not install this plugin if the versions do not match.

Here you can find a sample preview image.

 

Before installing, please note:

  • IT WILL ONLY WORK WITH MYSQL AND ROUNDCUBE v0.2-BETA (For sure it will work with future versions, but i don’t guarantee this).
  • It is NOT multi-user capable (All users will see the same bookmarks).
  • It is not multi-language capable.
  • It will overwrite two files in the “default” skin (The menu and the .css).
  • It will not preserve sessions, so dont use it for a long time, otherwise your session will be lost.
  • It will create a new table in your database.
  • There will be no future support or development (It simply does what i want, so im fine with it as is).

Please don’t install this plugin if you don’t agree with this conditions.

 

Installation: (could not be easier)

  1. copy the .zip file to your /skins/ folder
  2. unzip it (with overwriting files option)
  3. reload your roundcube, click on the bookmarks link, add in the url field of your browser at the end of url: “&createTable=true” (without the brakets) and hit “enter”. if this fails (a message “could not create table” appears) you have to add the new table with your favorite sql tool (phpmyadmin for instance), for this, copy the sql statement from line 16 from the /default/bookmarks/index.php file in the zip file.

now youre all done.

 

Download:
RoundCube Bookmarks Plugin

ClickForYou   September 27th, 2008

ClickForYou is a nifty little tool i wrote to be able to cheat in the game Insaniquarium, a game made by the PopCap guys.

 

How does it work?
That’s Easy: After you ran the executable and pressed the “Pause” button on your keyboard, it emulates a left click on your mouse every 20 milliseconds. This means you are clicking the left button on your mouse 50 times a second without moving your finger. To stop clicking, simply press your “Pause” key again.

 

How is it done?
ClickForYou is written with AutoIt, originally a platform to write test scripts or to automate recurring sequences. AutoIt uses a basic dialect which makes it very easy to write your own tools with it. AutoIt is available for free.

 

How can i use it?
There are two ways:

  • If you trust me then download the already compiled (executable) version of ClickForYou.
  • If you don’t trust me then download AutoIt itself, and the .au3 source code (look in the source code and be surprised that there’s no malicious code in it), and compile ClickForYou by yourself.

After downloading and/or compiling the tool, simply start the .exe and you are ready to go. Make sure your mouse cursor is’nt hovering over a application (this is important, because when the tool starts to click, you could do unwanted things with your application) and press the “Pause” key on your keyboard.
Now ClickForYou is Clicking For You. ;o)

 

Download:
The Executable ClickForYou.exe
Or if you want to compile it for yourself: ClickForYou Source Code and AutoIt

 

A Demonstration of ClickForYou:

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This list was reverse engineered by me out of the Portal The Flash Game.

Portal The Flash Game

To open the console, go to the menu “Options”, and make sure the “Console” option is on. Then go ingame and press the ~ key on your keyboard.
If this doesn’t work, you most probably have not the US keyboard layout, (for instance in Germany it’s the key “ö”) and you have to try which key is working for you. If you’ve found the key in your language, please post it here, so others can benefit from your knowledge.

Keyboard Layout  Key  Thanks to
BR (Brasil)
'
Marcos
DE (Deutschland) ö
ES (España) ñ Dartz
NO (Kongeriket Norge)
ø
sondre
UK (United Kingdom) Will
US (USA) ~

I very much appreciate the hard work the We Create Stuff guys have done. Have fun and go on!

COMMAND ANSWER (Console output) FUNCTION
zing zzzing! nothing
cake ZEH CAKE IZ A LIE nothing
tralala have you touched my tralala? nothing
lolcopter that’s my ride home. nothing
roflcopter that’s the father of lolcopter. nothing
zingcraft zzzzzzzzwish!~ nothing
hello why hello. nothing
shoopdawoop IMAH CARCHING MAH LAZAR nothing
awesome awesome indeed. nothing
thanks anytime. nothing
zomgowned lol. nothing
zomg ZEUS OWNED MY GEODUDE. nothing
lol lots of laughs? nothing
nonsense exactly, it doesn’t make any sense. nothing
wassup wassuuuuuuuuuuuppp? nothing
console that’s me! nothing
brain that’d be Ido’s. nothing
bla try harder. nothing
bye oh please, don’t leave. nothing
ok okie dokie! nothing
flash it crashes a lot. And does problems with Vista x64 ): nothing
zund ????! nothing
iphone don’t even start. nothing
wecreatestuff oh, we totally do. nothing
aloligotcomplexcockitandpullit It’s ‘A loaded god complex, cock it and pull it’ goddammit!. nothing
orly ya rly. nothing
gosh GOSH!! nothing
hitler HITL0R!? nothing
easteregg you found it. nothing
gman yes, you can find him, visualy, in this game… nothing
xbox X BAWX! nothing
portal now you’re thinking with portals. no, nothing was activated. nothing
retarded movie! nothing
4815162342 system failure system failure system failure system failure system failure system failure system failure nothing
crash we’re trying, but we’ll never be good as Source nothing
messenger Ido – dragy2005@hotmail.com Hen – henmazolski@gmail.com ): nothing
website wecreatestuff.com nothing
lost charlie’s dead ): nothing
sneeze bless you. nothing
eon8 oh you’re fucked now. nothing
gmod GMAN APPROVES. nothing
iwanttoplayagame you are already. nothing
time what’s the point? you know the time, you’re just teasing me. nothing
thisismadness madness?..
 This
   IS
    SPARTAAA!!!
 subject was kicked to his death.
Kills the player
hl2 is awesome. nothing
hl2ep1 is truly awesome. nothing
hl2ep2 is a great looking game which I have not yet played. but by the time you read this I probably already have. nothing
tf2 well I liked the first… nothing
overlord I like controling these goblins. nothing
pie Not just a pie, me friends, an APPLE pie. nothing
speak I don’t speak. nothing
eat Die. nothing
stop (); nothing
nightmarehouse is an hl2 mod by us D: nothing
help / commandlist / showlist / showcommands / showcommand Partial command database below.
info – Information.
kill – suicide.
help/commandlist/showlist/showcommand – partial command database.
sound – enable/disable sounds.
aim/space – allow [SPACE] dummy portal.
quality 0-3 – set quality level.
effects 0-2 – set effect level.
gravity [0>#] – set map gravity level.
prevlevel – go to next level.
nextlevel – go to previous level.
showfps – visible/invisible fps and level name.
Other commands (show<command>, create<command>, remove<command>, <command>) are hidden.
Shows a censored list of commands (not like this list ;o)
kill / die subject commited suicide with an invisible crowbar. Kills you
noclip noclip enabled. [OR] noclip disabled. Lets you fly through walls
god god enabled. [OR] god disabled. Makes you invincible
portalproof / antiportal Portal Proof enabled. [OR] Portal Proof disabled. Gives you the ability to shoot portals on ANY wall
dance dance enabled. [OR] dance disabled. Lets you dance if you press [a] AND [d]
sounds / sound sounds enabled. [OR] sounds disabled. Toggles volume (0 or 100)
crosshair crosshair enabled. [OR] crosshair disabled. Toggles crosshair (portal crosshair or windows arrow)
space / aim / detectshot Aim (space) enabled. [OR] Aim (space) disabled. Gives you a hint where your portal will be placed when you press [space]
dynamiccam / dynamicam playerCam enabled. [OR] playerCam disabled. Zoomes the camera and only shows a small part of the level around your player model
stopallsounds / stopsounds all sounds currently running were stopped Instantly stops all sounds playing. future sound will be played
info Portal 1.1.1
website – portal.wecreatestuff.com
Dragy2005@hotmail.com
Henmazolski@gmail.com
Shows the current portal version and contact adresses
showfps fps visible. [OR] fps invisible. Shows the current “frames per seconds” (fps) of your game on the right upper corner
showmapbox mapbox visible. [OR] mapbox invisible. Shows the collision areas of walls as colored boxes
showdynamicbox / showdynamicboxes dynamic physicboxes visible. [OR] dynamic physicboxes invisible. [OR] cannot show dynamic physicboxes. Shows the collision areas of dynamics (for example switches) as colored boxes
showportalbox portalbox visible. [OR] portalbox invisible. Shows the wall intersected areas of portals as colored boxes
showportalhitbox portalhitbox visible. [OR] portalhitbox invisible. Shows the collision areas of portals as colored boxes
showportalmask portalmask visible. [OR] portalmask invisible. Shows the masked areas of portals as colored boxes
showsteps / showstep steps visible. [OR] steps invisible. I dont know what this does… i see no diference
showshot / showshots shots visible. [OR] shots invisible. Shows red dots inside the wall you just shot with a portal. i think it was used for intersection calculations
gravity ### gravity is set to ### [OR] the command you’ve entered requires an extra number to be set Sets the gravity to a given value. as in every other game i know, i think the normal value is 800
quality # / _quality # quality is set to # [OR] the command you’ve entered requires an extra number to be set Sets the flash quality level (0 to 3)
effects effects is set to # [OR] the command you’ve entered requires an extra number to be set Sets the amount of ingame effects (such as motionblur) (0 to 2)
createbox object BOX has been spawned. Spawnes a box above your head
companion / createcompanion / createcompanioncube / createcompanionbox object COMPANION BOX has been spawned. [OR] object COMPANION BOX could not be deleted. Spawnes a companion box above your head (the one with a pinkish heart on it)
removebox object BOX has been deleted. [OR] object BOX could not be deleted. Removes a box from the game
createcam object CAM has been spawned. Spawnes a camera (like the ones on the walls) under your feet
removecam object CAM has been deleted. [OR] object CAM could not be deleted. Removes a camera (including the ones that are already there)
createball object BALL has been spawned. Spawnes a energy ball above your head (and kills you instantly because it is flying in your direction…)
removeBall object BALL has been deleted. [OR] object BALL could not be deleted. Removes a energy ball from the game
createturret / createturrent / createturretr / createturrentr object TURRENT has been spawned. Spawnes a turret IN your body, which is directed to the right
createturretl / createturrenl object TURRENT has been spawned. Spawnes a turret IN your body, which is directed to the left
removeturret object TURRET has been deleted. [OR] object TURRET could not be deleted. Removes a turret from the game
restartlevel / restartmap Level ## restarted. Restarts the level you are currently playing in
gotolevel ## / gotoandplay ## level ## launched [OR] Level (##) restarted. Switches to the level you specified (0 to 40), if leaved blank it restarts the level you are currently playing in
nextlevel / followinglevel Next level (##) launched. Switches to the following level (if you play in level 15 it will switch to level 16)
prevlevel / previouslevel Previous level (##) launched. [OR] Cannot play previous level. Switches to the previous level (if you play in level 15 it will switch to level 14)